Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
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