Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
