I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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