Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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