Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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