im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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