areolas are like halos for boobs.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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