Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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