i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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