clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We are two peas in an std pod
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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