it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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