remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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