My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize