Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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