Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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