think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
