she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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