He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Randomize
