in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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