I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Randomize