No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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