just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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