If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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