MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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