After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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