He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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