Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
