My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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