I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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