She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
