i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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