The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
where are my eyebrows?
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