All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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