I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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