Dual....:-)
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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