They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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