Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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