..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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