I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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