Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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