I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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