i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
There r osticjed everywhere
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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