try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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