u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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