So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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