Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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