she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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