Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He felt like a one man threesome
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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