But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I have post one night stand depression
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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