I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
