Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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