Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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