I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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