Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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