break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
dude. I can hear the air.
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